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Good Morning, Mr. President

You know that immense feeling of relief you feel when you take a huge dump right after waking up in the morning? You’re less bloated, your pants seem to fit better, you feel about ten pounds lighter, and there’s a bit more spring in your step. Your smelly turd has been removed from the house with a quick flush of the toilet.

That’s sort of what it feels like in America today.