{"id":329,"date":"2009-01-21T01:44:59","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T06:44:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/?p=329"},"modified":"2011-12-15T00:15:57","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T05:15:57","slug":"good-morning-mr-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/?p=329","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning, Mr. President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know that immense feeling of relief you feel when you take a huge dump right after waking up in the morning? You&#8217;re less bloated, your pants seem to fit better, you feel about ten pounds lighter, and there&#8217;s a bit more spring in your step. Your smelly turd has been removed from the house with a quick flush of the toilet.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s sort of what it feels like in America today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know that immense feeling of relief you feel when you take a huge dump right after waking up in the morning? You&#8217;re less bloated, your pants seem to fit better, you feel about ten pounds lighter, and there&#8217;s a bit more spring in your step. Your smelly turd has been removed from the house [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[110],"tags":[48],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.livingingin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}